the boids permit themselves the maximum conceivable amount of hypocrisy.
the herd was talking about their facebook, as they often do. I am not allowed to even join such conversations, because they'll have to grimly remind me that I have deleted the entire herd from my account. they bring this up at every opportunity. and my reasons for deleting the herd of course don't matter. in fact, the herd denies any of its actions have even taken place. and so, the record will show that I have simply just deleted the entire herd from my account, and so have actually given them a good reason to reject me this time. when they rejected me in the first place, there must have been a good reason for that too. but the boids of course permit themselves anything. then they also permit themselves to just completely deny any of it even happened. all their actions are unitary, and then they completely deny all of it, and corroborate each other as a unit, which will be convincing enough an argument for any member of the universal herd. they still do that thing though where they pounce on me if I even say anything on facebook. and last time I tried adding someone, when I went outside everyone started barking at me. it's very convenient for them to immediately forget and deny anything they do. but if I ever do anything in retaliation, there is no end to my guilt, and no forgetting.